Yellow Torpedo

When one person pisses on another person while under water.

I got hit by a yellow torpedo while i was in the public pool

by daringe September 9, 2011

Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.

Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"

by The Choco September 23, 2011

Human Torpedo

When a person playing basketball shoots up to the rim in a complete pencil like shape with the ball in two hands above their head with their arms fully extended. The person does not change position in mid air until the dunk is completed and both feet have landed on the ground. The Human Torpedo can be used to achieve a "Master Eng" which is a different term.

"He just did a human torpedo!"

by Motion Wawa December 18, 2012

bitch torpedo

When a jealous girl sends the girl you like a string of lies and torpedos your relationship.

Bitch Torpedo: A verbal lie from a third party that ruins a prospective relationship.

by Apopolouis November 11, 2014

emotionally tonedef

Growing up with no one confiding anything in you so when you enter puberty you don't know how to interact with peers. You keep thinking something magical will fix it and you end up in your thirties having no friends and not being able to emotionally connect/bond/gel with anything other than dogs and maybe cats.

When I grew up no one talked to me so I never learned how to talk. This made me emotionally tonedef so that now the only communication I have is emotionless stuff about hard facts and topics. There's no joy in it. It feels like I have no where to go with anyone.

by emotionally_tonedef June 3, 2014

stucky taped

Something stuck down so well with stick tape it's stuck for good.

I tried to remove the label on my book but it had been stucky taped.

by Beady Girls April 15, 2015

steel-toed

adj. Extremely stubborn, especially when forced to change a habit.

iBook G4, a laptop ten years old and severely obsolete, was a sign that he was very steel-toed about upgrading computer equipment.

by joedizzle September 17, 2015