Toilet Restaurant

A real life restaurant that can be found in Japan, its full name is "Modern Toilet" in this restaurant you sit on toilets and eat from toilet tubs.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.

Yesterday I had a good bowl of Ramen from that toilet restaurant, unfortunately I forgot the full name for the place.

by Biohaza Master July 24, 2010

Toilet Paper

A package of Charmin's Ultra Soft that people are on a rampage and are battling for during the Coronavirus

"time to go to the store to buy some Toilet Paper,"

by Altirix March 21, 2020

toilet slapper

When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.

Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!

by Jkrider4x4 March 14, 2023

Toilet Tash

Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.

Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash

by AtomicTurban March 2, 2011

toilet taco

a taco you eat in the bathroom

skott: where should i eat my taco
grace: in the bathroom its a toilet taco

by heelysbiggestfan March 2, 2018

Toilet on wheels

Any kind of transport (normally rail and on-road) that is rusty, dirty and old

It's interesting, but disgusting at the same time to ride a toilet on wheels

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 26, 2023

Toilet of England

Kent county.

The name references the long queues of lorries in Kent, awaiting to enter Eurotunnel to France, held up by the long border queues because of the ill-progressing Brexit negotiations.

"Yeah, if Boris fails to agree on a deal, it's going to make Kent the Toilet of England, because of the lorry queues, they are 5 miles long already..."

by eurowatcher December 20, 2020