church shirt

religious message on a t shirt.

i just spilled wine on my church shirt.

by justme62 February 28, 2015

Church of the Big 180

Repeated public lies that reveal a rhetorical pattern where simply to misinform is not sufficient; rather, one's lies must be as close as possible to the exact opposite of the truth, prompting speculation that this represents a form of worship for the inversion of truth.

Senator Doubledown smiled as he held up a snowball before his peers. "Looks like it's getting colder to me," he said, simultaneously securing a promotion to cardinal in The Church of the Big 180 (CoB 180).

by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015

church camped

When your girls goes to church camp for a week a returns saying she loves jesus more than you!

Craig just got church camped And is now Crying.

by JobinSwag October 13, 2015

church clapping

When a person or group of people clap out of rhythm to a song

We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up

by Optipotamus November 16, 2016

Church bell

When you're fucking a bitch and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound

Dude I had the church bells ringing all night

by Big dugg January 10, 2016

Samara Church

DEFINITION OF SAMARA CHURCH::: MEANIE BO BEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAMARA CHURCH YOU'RE A MEANIE BO BEANIE!!!!!!!!

by SAMARA HATERS November 8, 2018

God Church

1) When Jake Paul needs something to ryme with "merch" and invents a stupid word to put in his stupid song
2) "it's a church with a god in it" Pewdiepie 2k17

I just drop some knew merch and it's selling like a god church

by Parvencita July 7, 2017