cow tipping

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.

Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker

by monkey April 21, 2005

Q-tip

abbreviation for "quit taking it personal(ly)"

"He's an alky, so he drinks. Q-tip."

by barefoot October 26, 2006

Cow Tipping

When a thin male has sex with a abnormally large female.

"Hey Tom, how was cow tipping last night?"

by Johnny Go Good. June 19, 2007

cow tipping

the act of fucking a fat chick and as soon as you you finish you push her off the bed

She broke her arm after alex went cow tipping on her

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

cow tipping

Going up to a sleeping cow and push it over

it is posible you have to have about six people and run very fast at it

hey look a sleeping cow

by Townie killer November 12, 2004

tip flick

When a someone hits the tip of someone elses penis really hard out of anger, or as a joke.

Jon was being retarded, so kyle gave a tip flick and ran away while jon was on the floor.

by Kyle212121 September 13, 2006

westhampton tips

While you are in the process of fucking a girl, you pull your penis out of her vagina. She is horny enough to squirt, and she starts to finger herself. Right before she is about to squirt, you take the two lips of her pussy and close them together, blocking the female ejaculation. It will start to build up so much that the juice will start coming out, that is when you know to release her lips and let it squirt all over your face

"damn... that bitch was so horny, she wanted me to do the westhampton tips with me"

by Sharon the great April 15, 2007