textass

Texting while driving is Russian Roulette.

Textass tries to turn the wheel with elbows that can't grip the wheel.

Textass freaks out other drivers. While waiting for green light, textass uses thumbs instead of foot.

Textass plays catch-up with other drivers who rush to get away from them.

Textass speeds by other drivers while smiling at reply text.

Textass uses thumbs to text while driving a car. It's as criminal as SHAKING A BABY to death - YOU CAN DIE and SO CAN WE

by svetlanunobtainable January 2, 2012

Textaway

Noun: A specific person who, if you choose to text with the intentions of hooking up or starting a relationship, would comply no matter what.

"Yo, this weird girl always flirts with me and texts me... I'm pretty sure all I'd have to do is ask and she'd be all over me."

"Dude, she's your textaway!"

by mrfirechops September 9, 2012

text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.

Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.

by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

textagram

A word that is keyed the same as at least one other on your phone. Similar to anagram.

Classic example: home is a textagram of good. others include pint & shot, cock & anal.

by Proudtorious July 4, 2012

text ya last

Annoying habit, like a sort of texting version of "tag", where someone always has to be the last one to text. often without saying goodbye, cya, etc. Often in the middle of something important or good dialogue. Then no apologies later.

"Samantha is famous for text ya last. We will be in the middle of this serious text, everything super important, then *poof* she's gone, no goodbye, no nothing…..and certainly no apologies or pick-up later. Over it."

by Leem37 December 23, 2013

Textaustion

When you're so tired of texting someone back and forth you break down and call them, even if your situation does not allow for it.

"Jake and I were texting so much I got Textaustion."
"Sorry to hear that."
"Not as sorry as I was when I missed the end to Sherlock."

by Smithofwords February 23, 2014

Textaclit

The act of a woman receiving a text while her phone is in her lap.

That boy textaclitted me so many times that when I got out of the car my pants were soaked.

by Cleveland lover April 13, 2014