Shitty shank

stabbing someone with a sharp object covered in with Human Fecal Matter.

John: Please stop Shitty Shanking me with that sharp object.
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time

by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009

shitty sheets

Derogatory term for a businessman with an excessively large head who has a penchant for defecating in inappropriate places

“Fucking Shitty Sheets has done it. We love his Shitty ways”

by Gyppo Gypsy April 10, 2020

Shitty Shafting

When her shit gets on your shaft

“Im into shitty shafting”

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 28, 2019

Shitty Squared

When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty

"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"

by Donheis December 29, 2013

cutting shitties

To participate in the act of doing donuts in a pickup truck in a field; may be used to desribe many different kuntry boy activities involving trucks.

"How did he get arrested last night?"
"He was out cutting shitties in the Dirtymax and got caught by the game warden."

by Chawqueef August 3, 2017

Let's Get Shitty

Let's Get Down & Dirty

Let's Get Shitty means - When we meet up or kick it , let's not waste time on small talk let's just get Down & Dirty. Have Dirty Freaky Sex.

by Dirty Girl Gypsy 1437 September 4, 2015

Shitty scaler

For when someone can’t power scale for the life of them

Corbin orange is such a shitty scaler because he can’t prove anything

by StarkDanger July 28, 2025