Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug. by RedlakeNationOjib March 21, 2021
Get the On rubmug. A rich urban biker. Trailers their bike 3000 miles until almost at an event and rides it in like he rode it the whole way. (Weekend warrior)
Did u see that Rich Urban Biker that pulled in last night. Not a speck of dirt on his bike. He must have hoped on it just outside the gate. What a RUB
by Sisko Cowboy November 14, 2022
Get the RUBmug. by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023
Get the root rubmug. When you start stroking your weiner with Tajin + Chili Pepper and Dry rub spices, normally going until you ejacualate on your peanits and mix the semen with the spices
It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
by jelquer228573 March 13, 2025
Get the Texas Dry Rubmug. by Jtown J July 6, 2022
Get the Rubbing her pursemug. by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012
Get the Rub the Roastmug.