ROAST BANANA

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.

Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana

by Louonions May 9, 2022

that rump is roasting

When a person's bootyis so big and popping out of their jeans, that a person finds it attractive.

Hey check out Lisa!! That rump is roasting and her ass is fine!

by JoyceeT June 23, 2008

Spit-Roast

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.

“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome”

by Calonizier April 16, 2023

Roast

sexual intercourse

I'm going to roast that baddie

by Bilirubin September 17, 2023

Roasted lamb

A homoesexual or exhibiting homosexual characteristics

Oh my god did you see Pete?
The way he held his cock at the urinal - he's such a roasted lamb

by Moroner June 11, 2022

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

Intellectual roast

An intellectual roast is when you roast someone by proving you're smarter.

"What's 2+2?"

"4. Boom! Intellectual roast!"

by Clarinet Jones January 22, 2017