Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time

Damn twin ur chris church maxing

by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025

Church Hen

A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.

The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.

by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023

The Church of Bruce Lee

The Fandom of Bruce Lee.

"If I say Bruce Lee wasn't an invincible Demi-God, I would be excommunicated from The Church of Bruce Lee" - Ramsey Dewey.

by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023

church made

To be so scared that you have to go to church and pray.

Bet you wanna get high, or are you Church Made

by Twitch420 March 30, 2011

City of Churches

Very old fashioned name for Brooklyn, NY, referring to the many church steeples that dominated the mostly low rise skyline of Brooklyn when compared to the taller skyscrapers of Manhattan

Brooklyn was known as the city of churches

by mmrw December 18, 2022

God Church

dumbass named jake paul

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.

Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."

by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021