top hatting

Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln

After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room.

by A history muff February 28, 2011

Top Bunk

Something that is more than average; better than normal. May connotate exceptional quality, although more than standard fare is sufficient.

Dude--that food is top bunk!

by motobat June 13, 2015

top notch

Best and better than the in competition. First used in 1848 when reffering to a lady friend. Notches in the bed post were used to keep a record of the women you slept with. If she was the top notch then she was the best in show.

That chick I went home with last night was "top notch."

by Spazraw September 1, 2009

Top Slut

Top moderator in justin.tv channels not including any bots. Why slut? because they're always ontop of everyone else. enough said

top slutdarkdicehard2impress_secretagent

by hard2impress_ March 27, 2009

set top

When you’re stupid tv stops working when naked Voldemort is reborn.

Yo dude I was watching Harry Potter yesterday and it was a total fucking set top.

by TheRealDeal8675309 November 26, 2018

Top Crop

A pubic hair trim style where the only area shaved clean is the area not covered by swimwear.

I heard she has a Top Crop on the beach but a Jungle Bush in the sheets.

by Beaker Bongload June 12, 2020

top dogging

The act of having a person lying face down and then mounting for typical anal incertion. Then canoeing your penis between the butt cheeks in a repetitive motion while never actually inverting into to butt hole.

Chuck smiled as Bruce was top dogging him in front of the Dream Team. Top dogging is the sexual act of canoeing you penis between the butt cheeks in a repetitive motion.

by Young Bruce Wayne June 11, 2018