A shart is when you fart and shit at the same time. Basically, it's when you think you farted, you actually shat.
by Isacc bals October 24, 2023
Get the Shartmug. by Sebasssssssss23 January 6, 2016
Get the flaming shartmug. This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea
Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.
by itzez October 7, 2019
Get the Shart Attackmug. by Emo_Gay_Bish May 11, 2022
Get the Shartsmug. A term referring to the amount of fecal matter left over in ones undergarments as result of a large fart
(usually unintentional).
(usually unintentional).
by Uhmurecuh February 10, 2012
Get the Shart Residuemug. The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
Get the shart-back-and-sidesmug. Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.
by MC1986 May 7, 2021
Get the Shart-vacmug.