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woffty minge

The stripper had a Woffty Minge
by ChrispyChris July 10, 2014
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Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022
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Gingey-minge

A red-headed slut, or a redheaded girl with red pubes.
Gonna go to the rehead festival to pick up some gingey-minge!
by Jlitjosh December 27, 2010
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Ee Ming

The leader of the crackheads.

Has a poor yet contagious sense of humour, gives sound advices to his friends. IMPECCABLE MUSIC TASTE, sometimes. Can be intense yet fun to be with, you'll wonder wtf is going on in his head sometimes. You either love or hate an Ee Ming.
"Ee Ming, you are so fking unfunny"
"Thank you, it's what I do best"
by itsprofessionallol November 22, 2021
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Minge miner

Someone that gets a lot of sex.
I got laid again, just last night!
Aahh mate! You're such a minge miner bro!
by Minge miner May 17, 2016
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Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.
"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."
by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024
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Ming-Leung

Someone who is skilled at fabricating clapping sounds using only one hand, by shaking it up and down at high speed.
Will: Hey, why aren't you clapping your hands like everyone else?
James: Well, I just can't help it, I'm a Ming-Leung.
by PrayforSnotty November 7, 2019
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