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kick the back door in

During sexual activity. A term relating to taking a lady up the back passage.
Kick the back door in:
'Have you kicked michelle's back door in yet?'

'Things got a little frisky las night and i ended up kicking her back door in!'
by Beans57 November 7, 2006
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Back door dumbledore

The back door dumbledore is a famous sexual position form the never released movie in the 'Harry Potter' series.

It essentially consists of a wizards hat, a broomstick and the anus.
1. "Ron! Ron! Get the bandages! I just got back door dumbledore'd by Hagrid! I never understood why Mrs Moganagle made the curfew for first year students! Hagrid has a taste for pre-pubescant boys! Ouch!!"

2. "Arghh, it burns. I never realised Tobasco Sauce could be used as lube!"

3. "Harry Potter, would you stay behind after class. I need to have a little word with you." 😈
by Gary the goat October 16, 2014
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doors vs. wheels

A big fight about whether, there are more doors or more wheels in the world. This argument was started by the twitter user @NewYorkNixon the 5th of march 2022 and since then became a big debate.
A: "Where do you stand in the doors vs. wheels debate?"
B: "Obviously team doors!"
A : "Go fuck yourself."
by Luke.rtg March 10, 2022
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Open door policy

A phrase that in the perfect world you should be able to talk about any problems you have with your job guilt free.
How it really works come in talk to us and we will fire your ass.
If you have any problems come on in and talk to us we have a open door policy were all one big happy family family.

Jim: my manager is making fun of me.
That manager got a talking to

Now Jim has a write up hours cut and and is on the verge of getting fired
by angry server February 25, 2017
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A demon at your door

This phrase describes real but typically imagined threats which occur most often at night.
If there is a demon at your door, by morning he won't be there anymore!
by I, Wreckerrr July 22, 2021
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Old Prison Door

Used to describe a girlfriend who you just hate being with and utterly despise, thus giving you the feeling of being the wrong side of a 'prison door' with absolutely no way out.
Mike Myers: Mate James Franco is having a sick party this weekend, the last party of his I went to, we stayed up into the morning drinking Cristal and snorting coke off models' tits. Please say your free bro?

Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.

Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.
by SandwichBoy69 May 14, 2012
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back door lover

Back door love can mean two things: anal sex, which "back door" can be your anus. It can also be a lover (male/female) of a married man/woman.
"I'm your back door lover/ creepin' in when the lights go off..." Song lyric from Josie and the Pussycats (movie)
by VintageDetour August 12, 2014
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