A hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. It doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.
"When you tripped I laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment"
"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."
"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."
by juliett May 19, 2009
Get the Hallmark Moment mug.A flashback of being stoned. Usually lasts a few seconds to a few minutes. You can get them every few days up to a month after smoking weed.
dude 1: dude, last night.....
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.
by trammyman lol September 14, 2007
Get the tard moment mug.After working late one night I returned home to find my family celebrating my first child's birthday with a party which I had completely forgotten about, and it was a Sputnik moment that made me realize the need to spend more time with my kids.
by m0llusk October 28, 2006
Get the Sputnik moment mug.You're car won't start because it's -10F and the snot is frozen in you nose and you can't feel your fingers and you're already running late so you're just like, "Fuck."
That is a Fuck Moment
That is a Fuck Moment
by teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$ December 8, 2009
Get the Fuck Moment mug.Misato moment is when a female character (usually older) makes romantic/sexual advances on a younger male character. Named after Katsuragi Misato after her.... questionable behavior with shinji as when she gets custody of him she assures that "she won't try anything"(kind of a strange thing to say when you get custody of a minor) and that in end of evangelion she kisses him and tells him "That was a grown up kiss, we'll do the rest once you get back" ALSO ALSO in the documents of episode 23 of neon genesis evangelion she straight up offers him sex after he loses someone close to him (found that on tvtropes)
Person A: Have you heard of Chainsaw Man? there's this girl who tries to fuck the main protagonist! she's an adult woman and he's 16!
Person B: Misato moment
Person A: what the fuck are you talking about stop speaking in urban dictionary buzzwords you goddamn philistine
Person B: Misato moment
Person A: what the fuck are you talking about stop speaking in urban dictionary buzzwords you goddamn philistine
by Epicfortnites3xormod69420 September 5, 2022
Get the misato moment mug.This is the moment after masturbating, you go outside to smoke a cigarette or something else without washing your hands and someone usually a friend approaches you wanting to give you a hand shake. The sticky moment is the dilemma between shaking his hand or choosing not too. A sticky moment can lead to the sticky shake.
Friend1: What's up homey? (attempts to shake hands)
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!
by Chico Blacklung December 15, 2010
Get the Sticky Moment mug.A Shadowman Moment is when someone or something suddenly abandons everything and everyone without any explanation.
Edd: Wow, Jake really just disappeared like that with no trace or explanation.
Jaime: Jake really pulled a Shadowman Moment.
Jaime: Jake really pulled a Shadowman Moment.
by Drake from Statefarm February 20, 2022
Get the Shadowman Moment mug.