When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.
I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.
by Combo_42 November 19, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button mug.English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.
Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.
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Get the My Twitter account was hacked mug.a part of stan twitter that stans a talented singer called ariana grande. problematic most of the time but also hilarious
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F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.
Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.
Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!
John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P
John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P
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Person 1: Dude, sign up to twoggle! It will revolutionize the way you socialize! Haha, that rhymes hurrdurrdehurr...
Person 2: Man, how many times do have to tell you!? I don't partake in that I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter faggotry no more.
Person 2: Man, how many times do have to tell you!? I don't partake in that I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter faggotry no more.
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