wet toast

1- Boring. Without spice. Bland
2- A man without character. Easily manipulated. Spineless.

"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e "He's boring")
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e. "He's manless")

by squarehand May 7, 2007

Tits on toast

1. When a woman dresses seductively, particularly with a low decolletage or with a style that accentuates the cleavage.

"She usually doesn't make an effort, but last night she was all tits on toast!"

by pollyanna-istanbul December 21, 2009

thats what she said

when you say something and someone else interperates it in a perverted way, they say thats what she said.

"hang on im almost done"
"thats what she said"

by deejaylovesmaddie January 1, 2010

Dicks on toast

Dicks on toast refers to the practice of placing your penis in a friend or family members meal before giving it to them.

Dad: Whats for Dinner tonight?

Mum: Dicks on toast.

by Chumplett May 26, 2009

toast

1. what comes out of a toaster, stupid!
2. yummy breakfast food

why do you need a definition for toast?

by wakalakalover45 February 27, 2005

Toast her Buns

Toasting her buns is when you are having anal sex and you smack the girls ass until it is blood red, hence the "toasting"

Guy 1: Did you Toast her Buns last night?

Guy 2: Totally!!

Guy 1: Nice! How toasted were they?

Guy 2: EXTRA CRISPY!

by BIG TEEZY12345678910 January 20, 2011

Thatsojack

A youtuber twink who claims to be straight but obviously isn't. Well known for being 1/5 of the "Fab Five" group

Girl 1: OMG did you see Thatsojack's new video?
Girl 2: What video?

Girl 1: His coming out video..
Girl 2: I KNEW IT!

by Jayy124 January 19, 2015