wins losses ties

a.k.a. "ratio"

The ratio used to describe how many women a gentleman has poked in the butt, cooch, and both, respectively.

Pat: Damn, dude. Your ratio is beginning to dwindle because you keep fucking these chicks straight up. What's your wins losses ties at now?

Brendan: 1:3:4

Pat: Now we've gotta hire three chicks before your wedding for anal only just to get you back up to an even level!

by jose punk January 17, 2008

National Eat a Tide pod day

On April 22

Grab a tide pod and eat it at anytime, but spit it out before swallowing!!!

Bill Nye ate a tide pod on April 22 because it's national eat a tide pod day.

by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut May 25, 2018

timesuck

A giant waste of fucking time.

Dan: Man, this is useless.

Emily: Professor Goldman's reporting one class is a big, fat timesuck!

by UrbanDictionaryWhore March 11, 2008

Rusty Tide

the act of having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of salt water while adding water to your hair until it dries into waves of hair. Also can be done while chugging a laxative (optional).
Can also be persormed on a water bed, but the intercoursers must be covered in salt water.

"Dude mike totally rusty tided the chick on the beach last night"

by Mike Iazzetto February 27, 2008

Tiesha

its a verb-it means to murder a elephant in the face. or to tie ur shoes to a cavemans ears.

"did you see me tiesha at the party the other night"?

by phill McCrack February 4, 2009

low tide

A racial comment used when speaking to a hispanic about picking up his family.

Hey Pepe isnt low tide arent grandma and grandpa waiting for their ride.

by haujhjn July 30, 2005

Crimson Tide Football

The obsession of every redneck in the state of Alabama. Have more FAKE national championships than any other team in the country. Are followed by the largest sidewalk alum of all time. Have become 2nd fiddle to the mighty Auburn Tigers.

"rowl tydde pawl, crimson tide football"

by Crimpson Tyde February 2, 2012