what has no other meaning then getting drunk, stoned, or laid.
life is hard! But sex, drugs, and beer make it alot easier...
life is hard! But sex, drugs, and beer make it alot easier...
Charles: dude my life suxs so bad!
bob: then go grab a beer and watch the game...
Cindy: OMG i got to study for so many test tommorow, i'm overwhelmed with school work!
John: Come to my place and lets get stoned, and then have sex, and forget everything that happened.
Cindy: wow thats alot easier!
bob: then go grab a beer and watch the game...
Cindy: OMG i got to study for so many test tommorow, i'm overwhelmed with school work!
John: Come to my place and lets get stoned, and then have sex, and forget everything that happened.
Cindy: wow thats alot easier!
by Roberto Presley January 2, 2008
Get the lifemug. Refers to Alucard the one true vampire from the manga Hellsing.
Him being undead (No Life) and a former king makes him "No life king"
Him being undead (No Life) and a former king makes him "No life king"
by Banana-q August 13, 2010
Get the No life kingmug. 1.(v) hitting an opponent with the gold burst mechanic in famous 2D fighting game series Guilty gear, usually using an overly specific method.
2.(n) The inventor of the life jam technique
2.(n) The inventor of the life jam technique
1. KV - "How dare you life jam me"
Sajam - "I had to, had to be done"
2. Sajam - "I hate you life jam you know that, absolute fucking sicko"
Sajam - "I had to, had to be done"
2. Sajam - "I hate you life jam you know that, absolute fucking sicko"
by Death curry December 3, 2021
Get the Life jammug. Self appointed individuals who singlehandedly feel they can uphold the rules of life, and never miss an opportunity to inform others what they are doing wrong. Accusations made by the Life Police can highlight de facto, de jure, fashion, etiquette, diet, registration of cars, paying of taxes, morals, and general rule-following faults of their prey. These claims are usually pointlessly brought about at the most inconvenient time, often leaving the accused with only further hatred for the accuser.
Note: Not to be confused with Nazis, the fashion police, and bitches, as the Life Police have no known ideology or reasoning - only idiocy.
Note: Not to be confused with Nazis, the fashion police, and bitches, as the Life Police have no known ideology or reasoning - only idiocy.
*after riding your bike very fast down a steep hill, you reach the bottom only to find a member of the life police*
"You shouldn't ride your bike that fast! I ride a bike everyday and it's not safe, plus you need a helmet!"
*cutting tomatoes for a dinner with your girlfriend and your roommate walks in*
"You're cutting up those tomatoes wrong you dipshit, you're supposed to cut them LATERALLY."
*your mother-in-law comes over for dinner and sees your truck parked in the driveway with expired tabs*
"I hope you're not driving that truck, that's illegal. You could get into a lot of trouble if you don't register that."
*telling your buddies about the 3 month old pair of jeans you returned*
"dude, that's fucked up. i had people come into my job and do that, it's immoral."
*taking a trip to Nevada*
"It's pronounced Nevada, not Nevada."
"You shouldn't ride your bike that fast! I ride a bike everyday and it's not safe, plus you need a helmet!"
*cutting tomatoes for a dinner with your girlfriend and your roommate walks in*
"You're cutting up those tomatoes wrong you dipshit, you're supposed to cut them LATERALLY."
*your mother-in-law comes over for dinner and sees your truck parked in the driveway with expired tabs*
"I hope you're not driving that truck, that's illegal. You could get into a lot of trouble if you don't register that."
*telling your buddies about the 3 month old pair of jeans you returned*
"dude, that's fucked up. i had people come into my job and do that, it's immoral."
*taking a trip to Nevada*
"It's pronounced Nevada, not Nevada."
by Keelahsai August 5, 2009
Get the Life Policemug. A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.
by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021
Get the The dick of lifemug. Something happens that cannot be fixed and changes your life for ever. Basicly your screwed/fucked for the rest of your life.
Example 1:
- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear
- dude, your fucked for life.
Example 2:
- Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow
- dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life)
- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear
- dude, your fucked for life.
Example 2:
- Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow
- dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life)
by fear--pro-2 # <"33 November 3, 2010
Get the Fucked for lifemug.