Another name for a Bachelorette Party, otherwise known as a celebration of dick with few to no men actually involved.
by stefapie July 05, 2013
A person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.
Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.
by brizzlesticks January 10, 2015
by Dr. William December 27, 2008
The rush that occurs at Chrismas time to grab enough alcohol to sustain the all the parties that will occur over the holidays.
A time to be avoided during the Christmas holidays.
A time to be avoided during the Christmas holidays.
by HLBNDR January 20, 2010
German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.
Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"
Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "Someone stole my hat. Fuckwaffle."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"
Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "Someone stole my hat. Fuckwaffle."
by krstn January 13, 2006
A sexual act that involves three men and one sleeping, yet willing recipient.
The first gentleman ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth while he/she is sleeping at 10:00 PM Christmas Eve.
The second ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth at 1:00 AM Christmas Morning.
The third ejaculates at 4:00 AM Christmas morning. Reminder of impending mortality is optional.
The recipient awakens, embossed by ejaculate, and reminded of the spirit of Christmas. He/she purchases a goose on Christmas Morn for a gimp and/or those less fortunate.
God bless us, one and all!
The first gentleman ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth while he/she is sleeping at 10:00 PM Christmas Eve.
The second ejaculates into the recipient’s mouth at 1:00 AM Christmas Morning.
The third ejaculates at 4:00 AM Christmas morning. Reminder of impending mortality is optional.
The recipient awakens, embossed by ejaculate, and reminded of the spirit of Christmas. He/she purchases a goose on Christmas Morn for a gimp and/or those less fortunate.
God bless us, one and all!
My boyfriend was a total grinch this Christmas, so I hired three guys to give him “A Christmas Carol” to remind him of the spirit of Christmas.
by Sloth Wrangler December 15, 2019
The single wipe poop i.e. one wipe and it comes up clean. Called the christmas miracle because it's a rare and miraculous event. Synonym for ghostie
by Eat 'n' Sweat July 26, 2007