Carpet Humper

One who after humping one too many carpets decides to free his Penistine by blowing a load of Akbar all over the place.

Looks like that carpet humper humped one too many carpets while dreaming about freeing his Penistine and decided to blow a load of Akbar all over my Israel.

by Lost in SHitlerland June 22, 2025

Carpet Pizza

When pizza has sat out so long, it starts to look more like carpet than pizza.

Carpet pizza.

by Georgesgrapes March 20, 2022

carpet

something that aimlessly lays on the ground disturbing everyone.

I used to sleep on my bed but the carpet kept watching me sleep.....

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021

chin carpet

a single small patch of facial hair just below the lower lip and above the chin.

Wife: please shave your chin carpet!
Husband: absolutely not

by missmama June 4, 2021

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

carpet

lemon

Man im craving a tasty carpet

by SkylerMoonlight March 10, 2023

red carpet

losing streak in valorant

Me: Bro Shag Jek
Bhavesh: Why?
Me: Valorant bro
Bhavesh: Lol, Red Carpet?
Me: No shit Jek, wah sot bhai

by Takoshi Makalashidi July 14, 2022