Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023
A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
by 1veryangrybuddhist February 15, 2011
Papa tan tan is a guy with the gerthious dick it rips people appart from the inside he's a daddy to all and a really big influence when it comes to weed he beats women but that makes women cum like crazy we all love a papa tan tan
by Citric Bucyrus May 16, 2023
The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”
“HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 27, 2023
The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to make oinking sounds during and after the meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party on the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”
“HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 27, 2023
“We had some lovely weather and came back with a good tan, although I’m not sure if that was due to the weather or a Tory Tan from swimming in raw sewage?”
by DownbeatDave August 20, 2023
That irish girl has a nice cum tan
by cumdragon April 09, 2015