Swimming

A sport that most people think is pretty easy, but is actually really hard. Swimmers kick more than soccer players, sprint more than runners, flip more than gymnasts, and have harder conditioning than any sports ever.

A way to point out a swimmer is by looking at their hair (because it is most likely wet.) But another way is asking someone if they like to run (most swimmers don’t.) Also: swimmers are BEASTS.

Swimming is also a great way to tone your muscles and get in shape (see Michael Phelps Katy Ledeckyetc.)

Swimmer: “Dude swimming is the hardest sport ever.”

Another Swimmer: “Oh yeah.”
Yet another swimmer: “TAKE THE L FOOTBALL!!!”

by coralinasds May 16, 2019

Swimmin’

When you or a friend is very intoxicated to the point you’re in between sleeping and being very awake. Usually sitting in a chair, drunk as ten thousand Indians, and your head is bobbing back and fourth.

“Damn look at Troy, that boy swimmin’”

by Donaldj69 May 20, 2019

Swimmer

a swimmer is aidan i don’t have one wells

you’re such a swimmer!
dude i’m not aidan.

by bigalphamalerubie June 25, 2019

Swimamussy

When you are afraid to swim, and don’t even try

Dude, you’re a swimamussy. Get in the fucking water bitch

by Fuckboy256 July 8, 2019

swimsuit party

A 70s or 80 slang or code word for an orgy is a party in which people behave in a very uncontrolled way, especially one involving sexual activity, nudity.

Its a swimsuit party, you mean orgy ? Kay Parker

by Lust Pamela April 12, 2019

SwimmyKimmy

The baddest bitch in town😂😂

SwimmyKimmy vote for me or I'll drown you bitch. (btw SwimmyKimmy wrote this ya bitches)

by Swimmykimmybitch August 17, 2019

swimming

jumping in a puddle and waving your arms

im going swimming

by 420unwantedpickle69 October 16, 2019