Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.

Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”

by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024

switch

A small device you can put on a handgun to convert it from semi-automatic to fully automatic firing.

Don't make him your op man, I saw him, he had the switch.

by Mona Ze October 9, 2022

Switch

A game that involves participants placing one of their fingers into their mouth, and the other finger into their anus. When a non-participating player (who is traditionally referred to as "Uncle Gubsy") says "switch", all players must switch their fingers around (finger that was in the mouth goes into the anus and vice versa).

All the boys are getting together to play a game of switch later

by Festdidgea March 4, 2021

Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

switch jerking

When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.

My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.

by Bug daddy pimpmaster flash April 27, 2017

Switch

Also referred to as a "button". More formally known as an "auto sear."

A switch, formally known as an "auto sear," is a small device that, once installed, converts a semi-automatic firearm into a fully automatic machine gun. Switches are usually associated with Glock Handguns, as Glocks have rather simple parts, making them easier to install. The alternative name, "button" comes from the button on the device that you press to activate the full-auto feature. The press of this button allows the firing pin within the firearm to constantly reset with just one trigger pull, making the firearm shoot rapidly until the trigger is released.

A rapper might say, "New Glock came with a switch"

by Mau_1k December 5, 2024

Queer-Switching

The practice of moving back and forth between two languages or between two dialects or registers of the same language at one time. This is more commonly known as code-switching and something people of color do to fit into a white society. But this specific word relates to switching the way a LGBTQIA+ person talks around other non LGBTQ people. For example using someone’s deadname and she/her prounouns around family members they aren’t out to. And then using the correct name and their real pronouns around others.

I was queer-switching when I used those pronouns for y

by ciudadesgemelos2026 April 14, 2022