sucker pole

Where an enterprising bike thief has removed bolts securing a pole to the bottom, but kept the pole for the cyclist to lock up to...like a sucker.

Always make sure you're not locking to a sucker pole!

by NigelM November 30, 2018

Cud Sucker

A slur against Vegans

My sister won't eat meat, she's such a cud sucker!

by Pop Giorgio January 7, 2019

knob sucker

A person who only sucks small dick because big dicks are too much.

Amanda is a real knob sucker.

by smikes90 June 13, 2018

Fun Sucker

Children...because they suck the fun out of your life

Can I bring my fun sucker to the party? No!

by ZRogers86 June 15, 2018

toe sucker

1. A 'toe sucker' is someone who changes they way act or their personality for someone popular, to become one of them.

Example: a friend who stops hanging out with you to be one of the "cool kids."

2. Someone who does degrading things to become popular or gain reputation.

Ever since Caleb starting hanging out with the cool kids, he's become such a toe sucker.

by OneOfTheLosers June 28, 2018

sucker muncher

Someone eating a sandwich that has just been beaten up by a gangster for no apparent reason.

My wife became a sucker muncher during her lunch break last week and now I'll visit her in hospital.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

Sober sucker

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

by DatBois August 2, 2018