A fat piece of human waste, commonly refered to as a person. His nervous state is almost as infamous as his bullshit stories to make himself look "cool"
Russ:"This dude came into my house and I pulled out my 9 and my 10 and I said get out before I bust a cap. Then I got shot but I was okay enough to go to a party and fuck three girls at once."
by jim bob krew September 19, 2004
Get the russ scott mug.by ticketmasterjen February 19, 2009
Get the Uncle Scott mug.A self-proclaimed asshole, one who can initially impress others and genuinely appear to be a nice guy.
(Note: the above claim has in fact been independently verified by multiple individuals on several occasions.)
(Note: the above claim has in fact been independently verified by multiple individuals on several occasions.)
by NonexistentOne September 22, 2009
Get the Scott mug.To masterbait with an un-know substance , such as snot from nose , or car oil , or things found on the table at lunch and use it as a "dirty scott"
by Josh whaileer February 17, 2008
Get the dirty scott mug.An american agent sent by the money-grubbing cult (publicly known as hillsong) to dismantle Australia and sell everything that is not bolted down to expand your owners' life of luxury (your real owners mentioned by George Carlin in "the big club" narrative) and to lay the groundwork for an upcoming draconian austerity regime headed by peter dutton a-ka spud for the masses with the total mass surveillance police state and all-encompassing government control making orwellian world look like a dreamland. A firm believer in a theory of a golden billion, although will obviously never confirm that until mechanisms which will put that theory into practice will become irreversible. A schemer, a space invader disguised as your average soccer dad, and just a cool and normal person who is always ready to recommend a friendly chaplain when your kids need some "spiritual guidance" to distract them from relentless bullying and make it look like they're being helped (but if you're part of his get-together that is)
by how good is corruption? October 13, 2020
Get the Scott morrison mug.Someone who doth not know.
He is an amazing person with a great personality, who makes everyone happy but he knows not how great of a friend, lover, and family member he really is. He is handsome, funny, outgoing and has a great aura to him. Also can be referred to as: Piggeh.
Learn it. Live it. Love it.
He is an amazing person with a great personality, who makes everyone happy but he knows not how great of a friend, lover, and family member he really is. He is handsome, funny, outgoing and has a great aura to him. Also can be referred to as: Piggeh.
Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Scotty: -Hugs tightly and tells her it will all be alright, making up a clever joke to make her smile then walks away.-
Jane: Awe he's such a Scotty.
Jane: Awe he's such a Scotty.
by o0ScottyLover0o February 15, 2012
Get the Scotty mug.The affliction, most commonly manifest in drunken English people, that has the effect of making its sufferers speak in a scottish accent/dialect. After one too many pints of guest ale (usually titled Highland Fling or Glasgow Kiss etc) the Scottish turner starts by addressing everyone as Jimmy before sliding headlong into indecipherable (even to real Scots) gorbals. Will often end up staggering round the bar with a broken pint glass whilst attempting to headbutt sundry drinkers who've done nothing wrong. Is often ejected without difficulty and told to fuck off back to the Scotland from whence he never came.
English drinker: I say, did you see the Chelsea game last Tuesday?
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.
by Lord Foreskin December 29, 2008
Get the Scottish Turner mug.