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Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.
Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.
by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021
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Gay Stones

When it's late night and you're hungry you make yourself a bowl of fruity pebbles, you can also refer to them as gay stones.
Tommy: "Hey man! Whatcha eating there?"
You: "Just got me a bowl of gay stones"
Tommy: "Aww I want to eat some gay stones now"
by jbird53916 June 19, 2021
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rolling stones

The Greatest Band of all time. I don't care what genre is your favorite, they have done it and are better than most of the people who specialize in it. They've never done a bad song EVER
by Stanley West August 28, 2008
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dick stoned

when you are stoned off the dick... not love...dick stoned
Damn, he had me so dick stoned!
by Shaebake October 1, 2007
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kidney stone

a calcified rock lodged in a man's penis.
That guy looks like he is giving birth!
He has a kidney stone.
Ouch.
by themonicaalison January 13, 2016
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Stone Cold

Term describing a really hot or stunning girl.

Taken from WWF wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's finishing move, the Stone Cold Stunner.
-"Have you seen Dan's new girl"

-"Yeah mate she's Stone Cold!"
by Ryan W Jones October 28, 2006
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stone bone

stone bone me to have sex with A hard one
"I gave this girl A great stone bone"
by GABRIEL HUSKY LOGAN December 9, 2006
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