smokehouse

(V). An extremely attractive female. Refers to her being "smokin'" hot. Is used when classifying someone's attractiveness.

Jessica Simpson is a smokehouse!

by ERNNNNN April 19, 2007

third-hand smoke

Second-hand smoke suffered through inhalation of someone else's clothes, car, etc. At work: someone's paperwork, file folders, etc. In breath: usually accompanied with alcohol or coffee.

I about choked from third-hand smoke when Tammy was talking so close to my face!

by KarlaSue2001 July 28, 2006

Bone smoker

Someone who sucks dik

Rood boi 1- dat gal smokes bone
Rood boi 2- yeah shes gud at it

by stabbo massive and wat LT May 13, 2005

Smoke Some Bone

Verb

A colloquial term for fellatio, otherwise known as a blowjob, or sucking penis. The name is taken from the idea of likening a male genitalia to a cigar and "smoking it", or placing one's mouth on the head of the penis, but is otherwise exchangeable with blowjob in meaning. Smoke Some Bone typically has heavy gay connotation.

Looks like Carl should let out some Steam; time for him to Smoke Some Bone.

Dude, you really have no idea how far Jimmy is in the closet, do you? That "straight" man Smokes Bones daily!

by IQuarent November 29, 2016

Smoke your boots

A taunt that promises you will deliver. To show your opponent up, to teach them a lesson.

I'm going to smoke your boots on the basketball court.

Bro, she sucked my dick and she smoked my boots.

I'm gonna smoke your fucking boots, you little pussy.

by Relaxedfit128605 April 20, 2017

cum smoker

A person who likes to suck on male genitals until they ejaculate, swallowing the seman that is ejected.

You like being a cum smoker don't you bitch

by ^^MP3Vampire^^ August 13, 2003

smoker's vag

A condition due to smoking cigarettes from which the afflicted female's genitalia becomes more aromatic, loses elasticity, and darkens in pigment.

"Bro, did you hook up with Melissa last night?"
"Ew, no.. I heard she's got smoker's vag."

by xTAARGUSx April 25, 2009