space raider

Someone who has a huge forehead and tiny chin.

"Bro, you look like a space raider!"
*uncontrollable laughter*

by _keira_ October 22, 2017

Space Penguin

Celestial body that arrived there despite not being able to fly.

No one knew how it became to be in orbit. It was a space penguin.

by Not Jaffa April 10, 2019

space grapes

small nuggets of marijuana, usually purple weed, that are extremely potent.

T-minus those space grapes into a fat earthquake.

by Fingaz Da Husla July 21, 2013

Pocket Spacing

It is the distance measured between back pockets of womens jeans. All jean pockets are the same size so...the larger the ass the greater the 'spacing' is between them!

Look at that gal with the big ass! Yeah, there is some serious pocket spacing going on there.

by DaBirdman December 10, 2009

Space Balls

The act of grabbing a testicle in each hand and slowly massaging them and making rocket noises as the penis becomes erect.

Me: I love it when my girl does space balls to me, it feels so relaxing.

My Friend: Could she do it to me too?

by HollowBook January 9, 2022

Space bae

An extraterrestrial significant other. Can also mean a girlfriend or boyfriend that lives really far away.

Celebrating my first anniversary on video chat tonight with Space Bae.

by mbillings October 28, 2017

space monkey

- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army?

- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?

- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!

- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.

We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.

What did they do with it?

They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.

What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?

All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.

I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.

What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?

They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.

Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.

You mean space age monkies right?

Yeah.

Man, did you hear about the USSR's plan to mate humans with monkies?
Yeah a weirdo space monkey.

by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021