social surgery 

the swift removal of infected, parasidic and just plain full-of-shit people from your life.

i need to do some social surgery to my friends list

social surgery by trevsm May 9, 2011

Social timeout 

A action or phrase that places a person on social restriction from others.

Grown man:This new Justin Bieber is my jam

Girl: You are on social timeout!

Social timeout by Brandonluuu July 11, 2014

Social Media Blackout 

When a group of friends agree to restrict all social media activity for a given event.

Social Media Blackout A group of guys went to Las Vegas for a bachelor party and agreed to a social medial blackout.

Social Media Blackout by AndyC72 January 8, 2015

Social Media Crush 

Developing an awkward crush on a stranger over social media

Have you seen that guys vines? I'm like totally in love with him, I think I have a social media crush

Social Media Crush by Lila March 1, 2015

social hub 

(noun) A person who is the connection between networks of many different individuals and groups.

Mira has so many different groups of friends, she's such a social hub!

social hub by Mira Bethy March 5, 2017

Social media snitch 

Someone who tells people and your family what social media accounts you have and everything you post

Wife: hey do you have snap chat? Husband: no why? Wife: well jermey said you do. Husband: I had snap chat but no I don't have it any more. Jermey is just being a social media snitch!

Social media snitch by Rickjames82 October 25, 2017

Social Chlamedia

The act of spreading infectious and spurious news and information through various social media channels.

social media + chlamydia = social chlamedia

Donald is completely full of shit, with his levels of social chlamedia, I'm surprised he's not been quarantined.

Social Chlamedia by Attila the Fun Pun January 28, 2019