ipod shuffle

Another ingenious creation by Apple.

About the size of a pack of gum, the iPod Shuffle holds up to 240 songs for much more reasonable price than the other, more expensive iPods (iPod Video, iPod Nano, iPod mini, etc.). With one simple slide, one can program the iPod Shuffle to play straight through or play songs in random order. Indeed, the iPod Shuffle is by far the eaiest mp3 player to operate. And when it comes down to it, they're just plain cute.

iPod Shuffles sell for $99.

Joey: The other iPods may have fancier features, but I like my iPod Shuffle.
Merideth: Yeah, plus,I was able to pay for it myself with my money from my after-school job at Dairy Queen.

by AbbyhasaniPodShuffle April 9, 2006

Smuff

Smut+Fluff=Smuff. The addition of fluffiness to a smutfic. Fanfiction term coined by Frulie. See Fruliesmut and Flanst.

"Wow, they were totally having kinky, tie-grabbing, Kilt-sex on a tea table while doing some laundry and the next thing you know she had them being all lovey-dovey! It was total Smuff!"

by Chrystal Barr June 16, 2004

Snuffleupagus

When you're in the 69 position, and the guy pulls his dick out of the female's mouth, then lays his balls over her eyes and his dick over her nose, thus making her look like the Sesame Street character Snuffleupagus.

Dude, I just laid my balls and dick on my girl's face, and she looked just like Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street!

by jaam121388 December 4, 2010

dwight yokum shuffle

made famous by country singer dwight yokum.shuffling of feet in a stealthy way to sneak up on people.

Darrel did the dwight yokum shuffle in the lunch line.

by Darrel January 1, 2005

Scuffy

N. A very quick handjob that causes extreme chafing, usually done in filthy places.

Man 1: Hey I got a great scuffy behind that dumpster!

Man 2: Nice, do you need some lotion bro?

by Zacharias Goldsteinberg October 25, 2011

Snuffy

Mickey's angry yet pleasant penis.

Dan: Hey Mickey is that an angry wildebeast in your pants?
Mickey: Oh that's just Snuffy ...he came out of hybernation today.

by Jimmy Snickers October 5, 2007

Turkish Snuffer

A sexual act in which the woman lies on her back while the man squats down dropping his balls in her mouth while clenching his asshole over her nose. During her convulsive sexual asphyxia, he can choose to either a) jizz on her tits or b) frig her to climax or c) both. Also known as the Turkish Melvin

I accidentally suffocated my girlfriend during a
Turkish Snuffer but damn did we both get off good.

by D-Bones September 8, 2008