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Slow Learner

Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner
Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.
by Sugar KOOKEE June 13, 2022
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country-slow

A person with a southern accent that northerners mistakenly judge to be slow.

Often used as an adjective.
Example: Don't be fooled. She knows what she's doing, she's just country-slow.
by Meow Jones November 6, 2020
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Slow whine

an iconic song with basically one lyric
Chris can’t slow whine ugh what a loser
by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020
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slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.
“Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster. I never even saw it coming!”
by anonymous February 3, 2023
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slow on the bone

when you want to get it up, but you're too slow and the moment is lost
"I was gonna fuck him, but he was pretty slow on the bone..."
by paptort September 19, 2014
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Fast or Slow

Fast or slow?” Asks Sara
“Slow.” Answers Jake
“We are over!” Exclaims Sara
by kanyesbestie November 4, 2021
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slow greg

being really drunk and having sex. you can get it up but there is no way that you will ever blow.
"Fuck man, I had a slow greg last night. I have the worst blue balls right now."
sex drunk blow cum
by wassupdood123 February 4, 2009
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