Filipino Sports Car

Performing analingus on a quadroplegic midget who is suspended on cement blocks.

"So this tiny limbless chick hopped on some blocks and I have her the filipino sports car!"

by the pooper12 October 3, 2008

Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy

A behind-the-door deal in which Pittsburgh Sports team will win a few Championships here and there in exchange for having a really shitty baseball team. Usually their championship win are fluke wins.

This can easily be explained.

Pittsburgh Pirates- 18 years on losing season
Pittsburgh Penguns- 2009 Stanley Cup Champions
Pittsburgh Steelers- Superbowl XL and XLIII Champions

Philadelphia Sports team fan 1 : What the hell is up with this Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy? So unfair.

Philadelphia Sports team fan 2 : I guess we have the exact oppisite; A football team that is always close, a hockey team that is always close, and a sick ass baseball team.

by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010

sports boner

Excitement do to a great physical sports related feat.

I got a major sports boner when Kirby Pucket made that leaping catch in the 1987 World Series

by q-tip September 22, 2008

tongue sports

Intense exercise of the tongue requiring much practice

Lauren: Don't stick your tongue out at me! That was violent! You're going to strain your tongue!
Dan: Are you kidding? I've been practicing my tongue sports lately!! I'm still nowhere near as good as you yet though

by bestunderwear September 28, 2005

Wii Sports

Code for Sex If you know what i mean. The remote going up and down under the covers Like mario cleaning peachs pipe ehh ohh ehh ohh

*next to ur mom and ur friend* Son: Damn that was some crazy Wii sports last night bro! Friend: Yea she got the remote right? Son: Hellz Yah! Mom: What are you talking about? Son: A video game

by Flowerlily September 5, 2015

sportsgasm

When you are feeling such pleasure watching a sport game, that you have an orgasm, resulting in max sports pleasure.

Bob: Did you watch the game last night?
Joe: Yeah, it was so intense I was having a sportsgasm.

by Ross Island View February 19, 2011

high school sports hierarchy

The law in high school that states all lacrosse, football, baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer players and Track/XC Runners are the coolest people in high school and get all the hot chicks.

Im a Track/XC runner and i get hot chick # 1

Hey you lacrosse player you can have hot chick # 2, and Football QB u can have all the rest!

Soccer player: You over there what sport do you play?

Kid: None

Soccer player: Oh then ur not cool at all

Baseball player talking to basketball player: I love this high school sports hierarchy because we are so cool and the chicks dig us!

by Sportsfreeek May 5, 2009