When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.
"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper
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A Dailos m that often happens when groups of gay men get together. Mice, Flour and water are pumped into a male anus and it is then squirted over the rest of the males in the room. They all take it in turns until the ejaculating begins
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Get the shart week mug.Sarthak is generally a Haryanvi Jaat boy who has contacts all over the world. He makes sure to spread false rumors and spoilers of famous movies before they come out. When his friends get annoyed, he silently sits in his rooms and chuckles an evil laugh. He is also the kind of guy who keeps commenting between the movie with a hundred predictions (most of which he has already read under Plot section in Wikipedia). If there is a movie coming out you really love you better stay away from a Sarthak!
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My friend Liz is a shart baby because she was concieved during a very messy accident involving a shart invasion in her mother's vaginal canal.
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