Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010

dick slam

Basically slamming your dick in a girls vagina and not telling her that your going to do so.

Why did Bob dick slam Marcy?

by Travis Church May 22, 2008

Grand Slam

The act of lodging the wide end of a tennis racket into ones rectum.

After I was done cumming on Jenny, I finished her off with a Grand Slam.

by TheCerealKiller June 16, 2014

Supermarket Slam

When you go on the item check out conveyor belt completely naked with your legs spread with a bar code on your dick and while going down the conveyor belt your dick lands in a girls pussy and since the scanner is right where your penis is at the end of the conveyor belt it scans the bar code and beeps. The price comes out to 69¢.

"Hey baby, do you wanna try the supermarket slam?"

by FoxIncorporated June 11, 2018

Grand Slam

When a guy is able to have sex with all the sisters and mother of a family.

Did you hear Dave hit a Grand Slam, he had sex with Sara, her mom, and sister (separate occasions).

by Mr.Crayonbox February 23, 2021

slamming butts

When a male and a female have a double sided dildo and the male puts it up his butt and the female puts hers in either her vagina or butt and the progress to push their butts together.

Me and candy were slamming butts earlier and now I'm walking like I road a horse for days.

by Jdubsslammingbutts December 28, 2016

Slam tease

A girl that is D.T.T. (down to tease) but not D.T.F. Usually results in blue balls. This girl usually has blonde hair blue eyes and a large rack. If u meet one dont expect to get your dick wet but just slightly touched. But for the most part they are recievers and not givers.

Hey Mason, did you ever get it in with Rachele? No bro shes a slam tease.

Hey Rach are you D.T.F. nope im D.T.T. ;)

by The Bro Crew September 24, 2011