Short bus

A school bus which is often used to transport handicapped students. I used to ride the short bus, but it was just a regular bus which happened to be around half the length of all the rest of the buses; not specially designed for the handicapped.

AJ enjoyed doing annoying things while we rode the short bus.

by 010101010101010001011101 March 8, 2005

Short Man's Syndrome

A demeaning phrases to explain the
everyday behaviour or reactions of a
shorter man. This circular definition
is very much like the black man's
supposed "chip on the shoulder," or a
female's "penis envy".

It is a device to excuse discrimination
by blaming the recipient of that
discrimination.

Redneck 1: "Hey, that guy got angry when I ridiculed him for being short."

Redneck 2: "He did? I guess that must be short man's syndrome."

by don April 30, 2004

short'n'sexy

A short Person, with a nice booty, very very sexy...hince short'n'sexy

--Kenny
Aim S/N Bashbro12k ;-)

Two guys walkn down the beach...short and sexy girl walks by...they turn..."damn dude now thats a short'n'sexy"

by Kenny December 6, 2004

short person

A person from another planet called short place

I am a real short person.

by THESHORTPERSON June 4, 2018

Strawberry Shortcake

Popular(?) kids marketing franchise from the early 80's, with a TV special show every year from 1980 to 1985. Also spawned a game, somewhere.

The series got a somewhat short re-release in 1991, then a re-re-release in 2002, lasting until the present day. A proper TV series is now made, as well as some games, and of course, the somewhat creepy dolls.

Also can be a derogatory term for girls who are short, with red hair, and a totally lush dessert.

My sister is totally into Strawberry Shortcake, despite it's lack of consistancy with the originals...

by Allan Scott November 25, 2007

starwberry shortcake

First off the word is spelled wrong you dumb fuck! It should be strawberry shortcake. I tried to add the correct spelling, but was unable!
Definition: When a guy cums on a girls face and then punches her in the nose, making it bleed and the blood mixes in with the cum.

I really wanted to slam it home on that cunt with a nice dirty sanchez, but had to settle for a strawberry shortcake instead.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 29, 2005