Connor Sexton

The literal goat

Connor Sexton is the literal goat

by Jęšūš Čhrìšt June 15, 2019

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blake sexton

cutest boy
typically cuter than their girlfriends

usually loved more than they love others

11/10 hot boy

“Damn, thats Blake Sexton, hes way cuter than his girlfriend, Olivia”

by cutegirl1006 March 20, 2020

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Fire Sextingsquisher

When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.

T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.

Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.

T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.

Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020

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Chris Sexton

A tow mator looking son of bitch

Chris Sexton whipped out the the tow mators and sank them into some fresh watermelon

by Cachow bitch September 24, 2020

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Dirty Sexton

A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.

Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.

“Yo! I heard you did Dirty Sexton last night on yo wife!”

“I sure did!” - Jeff

by ellodad January 26, 2021

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