10 second rule

the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.

*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!

by Shtoink May 21, 2007

Second stage

When an overweight man with a beer gut is performing the position of "doggy style" , his gut will sometimes interfere with the depth of penile penetration. He then picks up his gut, sets it on the females rear end and slides in farther for the " second stage " .

I got her all worked up , picked up my belly and gave her the second stage !!

by Trbobuick December 1, 2011

secondary virgin

When a silly teenage decides that she doesn't want to have sex anymore till marriage, but she can't call her self a virgin since shes already had sex.

Sally got screwed by a pickup artist and now shes turning into a secondary virgin so she doesn't get hurt again.

by Matt from ATL January 4, 2008

second base

highly debated base when talking about sexual accomplishments, all that needs to be done is to clarify what "league" youre "playing" in.

second base in minor league baseball is feeling a girl up.

second base in *major* league baseball is fingering or handjob.

Major league- 1st base makeout with feeling up; 2nd handjob/fingering; 3rd blowjob/ eating out; home sex

minors- 1st base makeout; 2nd feeling up (breasts); 3rd oral/fingering/handjob; home sex

"oh my god becky, last night, james and i went to second base!"
"major or minor league?"
"major baby!"
"oh wowww"

by gabiegh January 10, 2008

5 Seconds Of Summer

a BAND (not boyband cuz they play instruments) consisting of 4 australian 16-18 year olds. THEY ARE SEX GODS!!!! Their names are Luke Hemmings (vocals, guitar), Calum Hood (vocals, bass guitar), Michael Clifford (guitar, vocals), and Ashton Irwin (drums, guitar). They are as hot as frickin Tartarus, and their accents alone can just blow up your ovaries. Then their singing, oh my gods. Their singing is shamazing. Think of one of the best bands that all sing ever, then multiply that awesomeness by 1000. Yup, that good. they're commonly known as 5SOS.

"Did you hear the australian dudes that sing Try Hard"
"Omg yes!!!! 5 Seconds Of Summer is like the best band ever! Luke is sooo........."
They continue to fangirl till they die.

by crazy_fangirl September 7, 2013

60 Second Assassin

a dude who busts a nut in a minute or less

Bill's ex-girlfriend said he was a 60 second assassin.

by Desecrating Monkey July 16, 2008

secondhand friend

a friend you meet through another friend

Oh, she's a friend of Missy. At first she was a secondhand friend but now we're close!

by DMAK939 May 24, 2011