salty dog

An individal seasoned by their experience who does unscrupulous things.

When the sherif walked onto the crime scene and looked upon the masacre he expressed:

"This is the work of a salty dog, they ain't no squirrely amatures."

by Michael Burt January 19, 2007

Salty Dog

the act of constantly hooking with multiple girls over a long period of time; having sex with an ex-girlfriend

Tony you got Salty yesterday, you are one SALTY DOG

by lazer303 June 23, 2011

Salty Eye

When one fails to clean up or "finish the paper work" after having a movement of things that aren't so very solid or porridge like in consistency.

Man I gotta go finish the paperwork, the ol salty eye is driving me effin nuts!! I can't even walk!!

by brentlyexperience October 28, 2008

Salty Carrot

Salt (adjective); Ridiculous, insane, wacky, zany, absurd, nutty, harebrained.

Carrot (Adjective); To be or act of douche-like nature.

"Man, he invited himself with us again? what a salty carrot."

by Dazzle42 March 16, 2010

Salty Lips

When you get head with the person giving head is underneath the water in the ocean.

Jon-o was getting salty lips from Flex in the Pacific

by TheJshizzle November 30, 2006

salty kalty

This is one cool dude, he usually has a sweet goatee with pretty nice man tities and usually wants dicks in and around his mouth at all times. Willing to do pretty much anything.

OMG Tim is such a salty kalty, thats the third blow job hes given in the last 10 minutes. Awesome.

by wrecked 'em punisher February 8, 2008

salty salmon

One who simply tries to be different. This person does not like to be involved in mainstream because, well, its mainstream.

This person tends to disregard their true feelings in staying loyal to being different. This causes personal unrest, and results in: being a dick.

Mike: "Dude, did you hear Drake's new album?"

Armando: "Everybody listens to Drake dude, he's horrible. Get over it."

Mike: "You're such a salty salmon."

by Roosterboots October 18, 2012