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Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky

Is a rare cancer found only in Madagascar. Named for its similarity to the Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Lemur. Symptoms include eyeballs like saucers, ghetto booty, and enlarged thyroid glands.
Yo, you be readin' aboot dat foo wit da Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky?
by James Meservy June 26, 2007
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swank

Swank is a portmanteau of sad and wank and is the act of wanking with the lubrication of tears and a heavy heart. Swanking commonly occurs after a break-up and can become extremely addictive. A downward spiral of swanking can even result in depression and in severe cases psychosis and schizophrenia.
Dan-''I'm worried about Stuart, he's been swanking a lot lately'

Hugh-''I'm scared he may never hank again''
by Spennny September 2, 2013
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Swanny

When a female is working out in the gym and is found to have a sweaty fanny, this is shortened to swanny or swadge (a combination of "sweaty" and "fadge").
Girl #1: Did you enjoy that workout?

Girl #2: Yeah, but I've got a bit of a swanny going!

or

Girl #1: Did you enjoy that workout?

Girl #2: Yeah, but fuck me, look at my swadge!
by Desaillez May 20, 2009
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Stanky Magee

a young lady/man that does not brush, shower, shave :), and/or has some nasty ass acne
damn beotch you are one stanky magee mother fucker
by Elien Dover June 16, 2003
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Skanky Pirate Hooker

Someone who is very slutty who you might call hoe face or douche bag.They like to hump everything.Are usually guys because it makes it funnier.It just happens to be most of the guys I know like Adam,Alex,Riley,Sam,Cole,Choua,and much more.
He is such a slutty douche bag,so he must be a skanky pirate hooker.
by Taylor also known as tater tot December 20, 2008
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Skanky

i've been well skanked there
you skanky bastard
by Keane March 17, 2004
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Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

A term to insult somebody who is a loser or a moron
by Millettr January 13, 2006
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