1 definition by Spennny
Swank is a portmanteau of sad and wank and is the act of wanking with the lubrication of tears and a heavy heart. Swanking commonly occurs after a break-up and can become extremely addictive. A downward spiral of swanking can even result in depression and in severe cases psychosis and schizophrenia.
Dan-''I'm worried about Stuart, he's been swanking a lot lately'
Hugh-''I'm scared he may never hank again''
Hugh-''I'm scared he may never hank again''
by Spennny July 29, 2013