Vanilla Steamer

The sexual act of taking a dump on someone's chest, followed by busting on said dump.

"Dude, I totally gave Jess the Vanilla Steamer last night. She loved it."

by jake kraus January 9, 2009

steamer

When you shit outdoors and it's freezing outside. Sometimes also used to refer to peeing when it's below zero.

My dog left a steamer on the sidewalk.
I let loose a steamer outside my deer hunting blind.
I just took a steamer in the snowbank.

by jumbofrank June 21, 2007

Steamer

while taking a foul,high temp,defecation a girl partakes in an act known as the blow job.

"Not many bitches could take the steamer as well as she did."

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

steamer

someone who is a total feckin eejit,
someone who is a homosexual,
someone who collects the centrefold from farmers journal.

shaun collins youre such a steamer!

by one-eyed-jack September 4, 2009

detroit steamer

When someone defecates on the naked chest of another in the dead of winter, causing the feces to steam.

I'm not sure, but I think I gave this random chick a Detroit Steamer last night at Jason's party.

by M-Dogg82 November 25, 2006

Boston Steamer

To put saran wrap over one's mouth and shit on it to release a "steamy" scent into the indiviual's mouth.

We an excess of saran wrap in our house, so we pulled a boston steamer on jonny's drunk ass.

by Elliot November 9, 2003

Middle Eastern Steamer

When a person of middle eastern descent farts under the covers in bed then pulls the covers over their partners face to breath in and enjoy the aroma.

Sima secretly let out a Middle Eastern Steamer in bed unbeknownst to her husband then fluffed up the cover over his head to gag him with her aroma....

by Dadda February 14, 2008