Statty Light

Alcohol fuel statutory rape. Play on the name "Natty Light"

"hey man, I'm going to a party tonight that should be pretty wild"

"Okay, but no Statty Light"

by harita October 29, 2011

static retard

Someone who talks lots of shit on Twitter even though their internet connection is static.

"Kingvec7 is such a static retard lmao he'll be offline in a minute"
"I know right didn't he get hit offline for like a week?"

by Bunyuns May 23, 2016

Statledorf

The word used for a cousin of your cousin that is not related to you through marriage.

We went to a family wedding and we met our cousin's cousin, Mary, who was related to my cousin through marriage, but not to me therefore, she is my statledorf.

by Joe Cut June 4, 2017

State of Jefferson

A proposed US state combining the counties of Southern Oregon and Northern California. The movement was started my the mayor of Port Orford, Oregon in the early 1940s, but the attack on Pearl Harbor brought the movement to a halt. The proposal's influence remains in the area's NPR network (called Jefferson Public Radio) and in an Oregon Highway named the State of Jefferson Scenic Byway.

The State of Jefferson was going to be the 51st U.S. state.

by #mynameisjeff October 29, 2017

Stationerophilia

A lover of stationery, one who likes to collect quirky notebooks, pens and all innovative stationary items

I have stationerophilia, I cant't stop collecting stationery items!

by crash_overdrive February 13, 2020

Statsify

Once in a MILLENIUM Hypixel and Minecraft stat bot (for gamers). Worked on by THE BEST DEVELOPERS in the biosphere (they're pretty good) Some would say they are infamous for their sexy bodies and dazzling smiles as well as their ability in the bedroom. (Many women). If you don't have Statsify in your discord server, delete yourself. Thanks.

Jake: Have you heard of Statsify?

Connor: No, what is it?

Jake: Well I know it's better than Statpixel

Connor: Yup.

by GoogleSites (Statpixel Inc.) October 5, 2020

staten island haircut

A mob term for slitting someone’s throat generally done by a mob patsy or associate. Defined by Big sexy

generally happens to a buttafuoco Sitting in the barber chair the mob sends a patsy in to slice em ear to around the neck. Hey tommy need ya to run on down to the ole barber and give little franky that slimy buttafuoco a Staten Island haircut real quick or ya can fa get about us opening are books for ya !

by Big sexy the only whop in mn October 14, 2020