Stalker

Most guys who have dated, dumped, had sex with, or expressed interest in, a pud shucker. The remainder are all kiddy diddlers, weirdos, psychos or some other horribly objectional human vermin.

Joe: "People are saying that B.J. is saying you are a stalker."
Jason: "Everyone who has ever gone on a date with B.J. is a stalker."
Joe: "Not in reality."
Jason: "Exactly. Even looking at her twice sets the bitch off."

by JAFR2 January 24, 2009

Twitter stalking

Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.

Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!

by Me_Iz_Here September 5, 2011

Stalkaliscious

The act of chronic stalking i.e. by telephone, by facebook, myspace, or even the drive by at the home or workplace when uninvited. To never leave a person alone and not take a hint the person dont want you!

Person 1: Damn girl! Why your inbox full? 50 missed private calls? Who the hell knocking at the door?!

Person 2: Girl, cuz Im soooo stalkaliscious

by Miss Molly P Pimpin February 3, 2010

stalk options

your hot/interesting friends on facebook that are enjoyable to stalk when you are bored.

Guy1: Dude, you are friends with some bitties!

Guy2: Yeah, they are my stalk options.

by pigma dengar June 16, 2010

stalknocker

anyone who is cock hungry and abusive with the cock

I have to see a doctor now because your mom is a stalknocker

by dudemanguy talkalock December 11, 2010

Stalkabator

One who masturbates while stalking someone

1. Did u hear about that guy that got caught masturbating while following a school bus with his niece on it?.. They're calling him.."The Stalkabator"

2. its simple as this; your over weight, so your a long belly you fiddle with your wee wee during fights with your girl, so your a argubator and u drive behind hookers n jerk it in the shadows, so ur a stalkabator

by Dreda Dre June 19, 2011

Stalkitude

Stalking an individual by using Google Latitude.

"I've been watching him on Latitude..."
"You mean stalking him...that's straight up stalkitude!"

by Slikgirl September 8, 2011