Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. Pickle tickler.

Hey man, did you see Nate Dogg was slappin midgets for the fifth time today?!

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Slappyacheek

Invented during the 21st century, over the course of a sleepover in the home of an Mt Crosby guy, Slappyacheek is a game in which the players compete to slap each other across the cheek. Even though there isn't a specific winner or aim (besides slapping the other players), Slappyacheek, on many occasions has proved to be a fun and enjoyable way to spend time with your friends.

"Ahhhhhhh Slappyacheek!" he exclaimed while slapping.

by Jeff's name isn't really Jeff. July 28, 2019

slapping a twig

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole

hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA

by mskay October 29, 2019

slapping water

the definion of slapping water is swimming

what are you doing? im slapping water duh

by hunter salmons January 15, 2020

Slappy Suggestion

A suggestion that will get accepted no matter how many downvotes it gets, merely based on the person who made the suggestion.

Dude 1: Bro why did they accept that dumbass suggestion?
Dude 2: Because it was a slappy suggestion.

by Kastcraft Player March 19, 2020

Slaps

A word used to describe something that is damn good.

Slaps (present tense)

1.
"Bro this country rap music actual slaps."

2.
"Nah, idc what they say bruh, the fried chicken at that food truck slaps. It hits different."

3.
"I've never had anything that slaps as hard as McDonalds Sprite."

by ManlikeJ 8008 November 8, 2020

Slapping The Clam

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.

I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.

by Master Draq May 2, 2021