Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.

Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!

by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011

singeroa

someone who makes ridiculous things up with the hope that others will miraculously believe them; a bullshitter

Bitch just tried to play "quxzle" in Scrabble. SUCH a singeroa!

by shittysez January 28, 2012

Single Stare

Someone who wears a patch over one eye and stares.

I went to school with a creepy kid who always gave me a single stare.

by squirter November 15, 2012

Singletown

A lonely place where single people live.

"oh i heard you bought a new flat in singletown?"

- "yeah it's new so it's EMPTY LIKE MY SOUL"

by danny8800 August 10, 2012

Singletin

A Singletin is a highly eligible single professional.

Jane is a Singletin, she is one of the most eligible females in the country.

Jane wants to be introduced to Mark because he is also a Singletin.

by Anneet February 26, 2013

single penguin

Also know as 'Single pringle' used to describe a person who is single or just come out of a relationship. It is mostly used with teenagers

pringle dumped lonely teenager relationship single penguin single penguin

by NaiNai1226 February 23, 2014

singer lyricist

Someone who sings and writes the lyrics to their songs but doesn't compose the music or instrumental background behind their songs.

Like a singer-songwriter but primarily a writer of lyrics, singer lyricist

by Fizzjazztone April 14, 2014