The Shitty Gritty

When you're at the beach and get a handjob and use sand for extra friction.

"My girl gave me The Shitty Gritty a month ago and my penis is still raw"

by Maverick402 June 15, 2019

shitty bulb

When ones brain is not fully functional and they come up with awful ideas

She has a right shitty bulb in her head doesn’t she!

by Toesfam April 8, 2020

Shitty-frogs

When one proceeds to shit on top of a frog

Jimmy pulled a shitty-frogs on lacey

by Ya boy skinny pelican July 22, 2019

shitty borstein

completely drunk, fucked up, hammered.

"Oh man, did you see Jack at the bar? He was shitty borstein, I hope he wasn't driving tonight."

"Are you ok dude? You got pretty drunk last night."
"I wasn't just drunk, I was shitty borstein!"

by Kevin Higgins March 31, 2008

litty shitty

The short-hand name for the flaming bag of poop prank

Last night someone litty shitty'd me!

by Fred-toast May 31, 2023

Shitty food

Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!

I should go to the gym but I really fancy some shitty food right now

by D-Jesus September 5, 2015

Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself

If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack

by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018