Shitty shank

stabbing someone with a sharp object covered in with Human Fecal Matter.

John: Please stop Shitty Shanking me with that sharp object.
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time

by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009

shitty sheets

Derogatory term for a businessman with an excessively large head who has a penchant for defecating in inappropriate places

“Fucking Shitty Sheets has done it. We love his Shitty ways”

by Gyppo Gypsy April 10, 2020

Shitty Bum

Hey mate have you ever had a shitty bum
Yeah lots of time I’ve got you bro

Shitty bum is a very cheap bum

by Georginalowe308 November 21, 2021

mc shitties

mc shitties

an exclamation of both suprise , and of something mildy bad that just happened. like when you eat a mcdonalds, and then you fart, but oops, it was more than just a fart.

or really....just saying this to be cute or funny, or to use a cuss exclamation m and soften it by being a bit cutsie, instead of just rankly saying "shit!"

(hye, because i ate a waffle, now i am late to school) "mc shitties !"........

by duck double duck September 15, 2018

Shitty-Nine

Like 69’ing, but shitting in each other’s mouths.

Man1: did you guys 69 last night?
Man2: nah bro, we shitty-nined.

by LeSleth March 8, 2020

shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017

Shitty Kitty

"Shitty kitty" or "shitty kitty drunk" is a humorous expression typically used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk. It's a playful way of saying someone is really drunk, often with a touch of silliness.

"After the party, Sarah stumbled out of the bar, giggling uncontrollably and slurring her words. She was totally 'shitty kitty'."

by sneakyturtle31 March 12, 2024