rusty manhattan

When you're eating a girl's pussy and she shits on your head and gives you a shitty toupee.

She was sitting on my face and and took a dump on my head man...she gave me a rusty manhattan.

I thought it was a queef but apparently the taco bell just hit and she painting my hair brown.

by Daley Gribble February 24, 2019

Rusty Philips

When Marty twists on your Philips until you Moog in the bin.

Did you watch the most recent episode of MCM Marty gave the best rusty Philips on youtube

by MCMfanChris January 19, 2022

rusty melodica

Anilingus performed on female, accompanied by manual clitoral stimulation.

My secret girlfriend likes rimming and fingers, so I think a rusty melodica will be right down her alley.

by Cookies and Unicorns July 27, 2011

Rusty Shotgun

The act of sneezing while sitting on the toilet, thus forcing fecal matter out of your anus at a high velocity, coating your toilet bowl with what looks like a dirty shotgun spread.

I tried to hold back my sneeze when I was in the bathroom, but rusty shotgunned and had to clean it.

by Julius Skeezer April 11, 2016

Rusty martini

While performing oral in the 69 position pour your drink (martini) down lower back and drink as it passes down the bum hole and through the vagina into your mouth

I need a drink but don't want to stop this 69 so I will pour myself a rusty martini

by Rustycasanova November 15, 2016

rusty unky

(n) a friend you once had, and who could serve as an uncle to your offspring, but who you haven't seen for a long time and whose whereabouts are unknown

Child: Dad, whatever happened to your friend Hal?
Dad: Last I know he was in Vegas. As far as I'm concerned, he's a rusty unky.

by unky! November 17, 2013

rusty chimney

A dirty butthole.

"you should do anal bleaching to avoid a rusty chimney. "

by naquita199 May 15, 2014