Ruben

A funny ass dude who loves to be mean to others and lie a lot!

That Ruben is not cool!

by haha! December 22, 2004

Rubber-nosed-trout

Discarded used condoms often found swimming just downstream of the sewer outlet in the River Tyne

Look there goes another Rubber-nosed-trout. Geordy must have had a good time last night.

by Blue Mike September 4, 2006

rubber spunk

The semen (better known as cum) inside of a rubber after you finish blowing a big one right after a great fuck.

Man, last night I fucked the hell out of my girl friend and afterward, I pull off the condom and slung my RUBBER SPUNK all over her shit.

She call me a nasty ass bastard, but I didn't care; She already got my shit off.....LOL

by Doctor Mattadon December 14, 2008

rubber

Another term for a condom.

My pullout game isn't strong enough for me to not wear a rubber.

by healeyscrox August 29, 2016

Rubber dick

A typo of Rubber duck.

I have a pretty big rubber dick collection.

by Original Orangutans August 22, 2017

Rubber ducky

sex acts in a small floating contraption

can be a boat or pool raft

sex on the water

got head on the river the other day...

So you got a rubber ducky

is that what it's called?

by SoapySardines aka Dorian October 6, 2018

Ruben

Ruben is usually a rude as hell person, but when you get to know him they're actually very cool and nice! Rubens make you laugh lots of times and are very social. They have dark humor and aren't afraid to tell you what they want!

Ruben that wasn't an appropriate joke!

by MackLee 101 October 22, 2019