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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Rub around

A women’s circle jerk; when a group of women gather in a circle and rub each other’s clitorises to sexually pleasure one another, preferably to completion.
She couldn’t stop squirting at the rub around!
by Phteven with a ph March 17, 2025
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Rub a nug

opening the knuckles of your index and middle finger into a vee shape and grasping another persons nose.
Keep giving me that Bert ass look and ill rub a nug that nose right off.
by Rub a nugger October 17, 2012
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Vermillion Rub

A blowjob given by someone with no teeth.
Man, your granny gave an amazing Vermillion Rub
by bblcakes03 June 25, 2023
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rubbing your wall

a slang term for jorking your peanits coined by Brainless_VT some femboy pigeon vtuber
Guy1: hey uh where the fuck is Guy3?
Guy2; he’s rubbing his wall
Guy3: GUYS I’M RUBBING MY WALL!
Guy1: WE GET IT YOU’RE RUBBING YOUR WALL!
by DahliaTheWeremoth October 24, 2025
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Rub for dish

Where you place 2 hands on another mans back to get dish
by tree1012 October 29, 2020
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Danger Rub

to rub someones private area in a public place trying not to get caught.
with my burd having a danger rub on the bus.

was in the cinema with the misses and she gave me a bit of a danger rub till i got hard.
by ldanger January 11, 2012
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